Things we do

Person A: “you’ve got a friend in me”
Person B: For fucks sake can you not do that during sex!?!
Person A: I’m sorry it just popped in my head.
Person B: Yes well congratulations you’ve just ruined Toy Story I can never look at Woody again!
Person A: Speaking of-
Person B: •NO•
Person A: *laughs hysterically*

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